Hellooooo... =echo, echo, echo= Anybody out there in Nosgard land? I feel so lonely...Where have all the vampires and seditionists gone? The madmen, and gentleman, the malcontent vixens, and sweet innocent gals? Nosgard misses us! =snickers and cackles=
Late yes. Hellbent, you bet your kister. Terribly in the longing for that stony fellow? Naturally. I'd offer to take a nibble at said blue frog but... they might give me indigestion. Oh woe is my stomach demons that march alone to the nothern territories of the Liver and the Lungs. Quote JD's belly button lint, can we have some hot sauce?
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"The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis."
four pennies for your thoughts, give the navel lint a toss, it might stick to the ceiling, or dance with a silly feeling, but that fuzz is always coy, not the fish but the brain toy. My babbling is inane, but Bob likes it all the same, he misses spork too, because you are between a fork and a spoon. =hugs like a wildcat without claws=
And unto Bob she might have said, given the funny look he would throw her way, "I'm not playing with myself. I'm adjusting my jewelry." To which that stony fellow might laugh, or he might feel violated. It's all relative they say. However... It is poem time. And the choice(s) are as follows:
The population of the USA is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188, 000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice
This concludes our broadcasting. Stay tuned next week. Same fuzzy channel. Same stony sockless guy.
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"The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis."
